Or maybe it’s just “said Alison never”.
Nothing about pregnancy sucks.
No, I don’t want or need the extra 10 minutes of sleep.
I don’t mind the kids interrupting me when I’m doing my bathroom business.
Why would someone eat ice cream every day?
I hate cupcakes.
I love Internet trolls. They make life so much more interesting.
Washing the toilet is my favorite chore.
Waking up at 5.00 am on the weekend to get things done is such a great idea.
I love everything about Facebook!
I don’t ever bribe my children.
Ironing is so therapeutic.
Calilou is the best TV show ever.
Pizza for dinner – no way!
Brad Pitt is ugly.
I love being the kids’ jungle gym. Sure, just climb onto my head.
New shoes? I don’t want new shoes. The pair I have goes with every outfit I own.
I don’t count down to the children’s bed time ever.
Doing the dishes is so relaxing.
I really enjoy reading people’s constant Facebook updates on how hard they worked out.
What would you add to this list?