It’s Monday morning, I need to write my blog post!
Okay: one at school, the other is napping. Perfect. Let’s start.
Wait, need a cup of tea.
Mug, water boiling, tea bag. Pour water. Brew.
Huh, empty coffee cup in the sink. Wash.
Wait, need to refill dishwasher liquid.
Okay. Done. Gah, need to take the recycling out.
Ooh, chocolate swirl bun. Would be nice if it was warmed up.
Ugh, why is the microwave so filthy? Need. To. Clean.
Okay. Bun. Warmed up. Yum.
Damn it, my tea is cold.
Warm up in clean microwave.
Sit down at desk. At last.
What to write about? Look up from laptop (mistake).
There are 256 plastic balls floating around the floor and play mat. WTF.
Fucking plastic balls.
Pick up balls. Take approximately a gazillion minutes and much bending, scooting on floor and stretching fingers to reach balls in many places (read that sentence however you like).
Okay, balls back in basket (also read this however you like).
What’s that? Crumbs. Of course.
Screw the crumbs. Vacuuming will wake up the child.
Sit down at desk. Start obsessing about crumbs.
Ooh, blog post idea.
Sip tea. TEA IS COLD.
Nuke tea in microwave.
Back at desk. Chocolate swirl bun is no longer warm. Eat it anyway.
Remember leftover chocolate filling after baking chocolate swirl bun yesterday.
Click on Pinterest and search for chocolate desserts.
Pin. Pin. Pin.
Find new food blog – score!
Scroll through 30 pages of recipes. Pin. Pin. Pin.
Dude, over 5,000 Pins.
Oh wait, blog post. Right.
Forget blog post idea.
Start writing about writing a blog post.
And….. the baby’s awake.
What are your distractions?
Speaking of being distracted, care to spend a minute or two on my recipe post at Everyday Family? I am sharing a recipe on apple biscuits, which was so yummy, my husband ate half. Not even kidding. Thank you!