Shit I Did As A Teenager

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If you are gullible, you would believe me if I told you I was an awesome teenager.

Okay, I was an awesome teenager.

I was in the top class in my year (never mind that I was at the bottom of the top students). I was in the choir. I was active in after school activities, holding some fairly important posts. I played piano. I did my homework. I did not hang out in the school yard with boys (okay I was in an all-girls school, whatevs). I did not smoke. I did not drink.

You can see a ‘but’ coming, don’t you?

Here it is.

I did a lot of stupid shit too.

Most of it involves my friends, who shall remain nameless as I’m sure they’ve cleaned up their acts now, just like I have. Ahem.

There was the birthday dinner in a Thai restaurant. My friend was celebrating her 16th (or was it 17th) birthday, and her parents unwisely allowed us to dine unsupervised.

A decision they surely regret.

Let’s just say the evening ended with mayonnaise prawn on the windows.

There was also the time at a pizza place, when we decided to pretend we didn’t have any money to pay for our meal, and started pulling out coins from our pockets to “see if we have enough”. I will never forget the look of horror on the poor waitress’s face as she watched us count out our measly stash. We nearly got booted out (we did pay in the end).

And who could forget when we decided to pour ketchup into the salt and pepper shakers at this fancy restaurant who foolishly allowed four teenagers to enter their premises.

Then there was the time when a bunch of us were escorted to the manager’s office in a mall for a glass breaking incident. I swear, I wasn’t involved. I was merely a witness. PROMISE.

The doozy to this list of stupid shit I did as a teenager?

It involved an unused condom and the school principal’s car.

I’ll let your imagination run wild here.

Fortunately, I escaped unscathed and went on to grow up to be a decent adult.

Sort of.

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Alison Lee is a former PR and marketing professional turned work-at-home mother. After a 10-year career in various PR agencies, and of the world’s biggest sports brands, Alison traded in product launches and world travel, for sippy cups, diapers, and breastfeeding. Alison's writing has been featured on Mamalode, On Parenting at The Washington Post, The Huffington Post, Everyday Family, Scary Mommy, and She is one of 35 essayists in the anthology, My Other Ex: Women’s True Stories of Leaving and Losing Friends. In 2012, she founded Little Love Media, a social media consultancy specializing in blog book tours, and because she doesn’t sleep, is an editor at BonBon Break, an online magazine. Alison lives in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia with her husband and four children (two boys and boy/ girl twins).

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  • June 12, 2012 Emily

    Oh, but you sound pretty funny with your pranks! Love the picture!
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    • June 12, 2012 Alison

      We thought we were funny at the time, yes!

  • June 12, 2012 Barbara

    At least most of your pranks were innocent. I think stupidity and teenager go hand in hand! πŸ˜‰
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    • June 12, 2012 Alison

      Oh yes, stupid teenagers we were!!

  • Let me guess: you put the condom over the exhaust pipe and when principal started there was an explosion?
    Classic! Or wasn’t that it…
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    • June 12, 2012 Alison

      Hah!! YOU WIN, Tinne! That’s exactly what we did. Except there was no explosion. Because she saw it before she started her car. Meh.

  • June 12, 2012 Life As Wife

    Hah sounds like you were a real prankster!

    I swear that I was ALWAYS the witness…
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I was the good one in a group of pranksters :

  • June 12, 2012 Jessica

    l would have *loved* to hang out with you as a stupid teenager. You probably would have been a good influence on me πŸ˜‰
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Hah! ‘Good’ or good? πŸ™‚

  • June 12, 2012 angela

    Giggle! Pranks are so funny πŸ™‚
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      They certainly were at the time! Unfortunately, the adults did not agree. Bah.

  • June 12, 2012 Raquel

    Ahh! Those teenage years were fun – weren’t they? I like to think that those experiences helped make us who we are (I mean, I really don’t have another excuse….) Thanks for making me smile this morning!
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I definitely think those experiences er, helped me along to adulthood πŸ™‚

  • June 12, 2012 HouseTalkN

    Every time I take my kids to my hometown, I hold my breath that a relative or old friend will blurt out “Remember the time we…”
    Thank you for making me giggle- love the picture!
    Kerry at HouseTalkN
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I can absolutely see you as a naughty girl hehe.

  • June 12, 2012 tracy

    There are so many things I did as a teenager that should never be documented. Ever.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      That makes me want to know more.

      (pssst I left out a lot of things, in case you know, my sons read this some day)

  • June 12, 2012 julie gardner

    Wait wait wait wait.

    Mayonnaise and Prawn should not be in the same sentence.

    That IS some stupid shit right there πŸ˜‰
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    • June 12, 2012 Alison

      Hence, they were thrown at the window and not consumed πŸ™‚

  • June 12, 2012 Mayor Gia

    Hahhaah you bad ass, you!
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Oh yeah, I was a total bad ass.

  • June 12, 2012 Alma

    we could have been the best of friends
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      So were you the instigator or a participant?

  • June 12, 2012 Carrie

    LOL. I can relate! I was a good kid too, top of my classes as well. But trouble can find any teenager…and when girls think it’s hilarious to flash oncoming motorists…one who happens to be a cop…well…lets just say we never did that again.

    Hehe, I enjoyed this post, made me think back to all my stupid teenage days!
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Haha oops!!!

  • June 12, 2012 jamie

    Wow! I can totally relate. Nonetheless, you’ve grown into a great mum too! πŸ˜‰
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I don’t know about ‘great’, I’ll settle for good. πŸ™‚

  • June 12, 2012 Ado

    I’m fascintated by the mayonnaise prawn on the windows and wondering if the 16 YO you was perhaps escorted out? (-:
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      The prawn was gross, hence we didn’t eat much of it. After the meal, we were er, bored. And some food throwing ensued. Ahem. And no, I was never the one escorted out, I swear.

  • June 12, 2012 AnnMarie

    I was afraid of my own shadow when I was a teen. I didn’t nearly live it up as much as I should have. Now that I have a teen (and he’s only 14), he’s already racked up some stupid shit.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I hope you give him a stern talking to πŸ˜‰ (or let him live it up as long as he doesn’t get arrested)

  • June 12, 2012 Adrienne

    Haha! We think we are so cool when we’re teens! Love that picture!
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      We did, didn’t wel?? Wait, I still think I’m cool. Ahem.

  • Ha – all harmless and very tame. We were so cool we did lame things like drive around our neighborhood backwards and drive around with someone’s leg hanging out of the trunk to see if we could freak anyone out.

    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Did it? Freak anyone out?

      Yes, we were pretty tame. We were good kids with a tiny wild streak πŸ™‚

  • June 13, 2012 Kenja Purkey

    Great memories! It’s so much fun to remember that stuff and pray that your kids never find out about them to use them as fodder when they do their own stupid stuff.

    One of my fav memories was when I got into the trunk of a friend’s car, and held it shut from the inside. When we stopped at a light, I would let go, and flop my arm out of the trunk like I was a dead person. My friend in the passenger seat would get out, race to the trunk, shove my arm back in, look around furitively, shut the trunk and race back into the car. It was great to see the look on people’s faces! Good times!
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Hahahaha that’s hilarious!! (OMG I just realized that my kids COULD read this in a few years time, shit!)

  • June 13, 2012 Dawn Beronilla

    I think keeping some of that feisty attitude goes a long way to help us as parents.
    Also, that picture of you is almost too cute!
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Oh that is a good perspective!

  • June 13, 2012 Vivian

    I grew up in a small town and I will never own up to the things we got up to. A little bit of mischief can be fun.

    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Oh, yes, very fun!

  • June 13, 2012 Delilah

    We surely would’ve been friends in high school. My misdeeds included a donkey in the principal’s office, numerous instances of superglue abuse, an incident involving Nair….I could go on but we’ll just leave it at that.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      OMG I need to know the donkey story!!!

      We did a chewing gum thing too with a teacher’s car door handles. Ahem.

  • June 13, 2012 Jessica

    My list of stupid shit done as a teenager is longer than this one. Good memories.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I left out a huge bunch of stuff. In case my kids read this some day. Heh.

  • June 13, 2012 Emma

    Ha! You devil child!!! LOL! πŸ˜‰
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I was an angel, promise. πŸ™‚

  • Much of my dumb stuff would need to be heavily redacted to protect the innocent πŸ˜‰
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Hah! I had to censor myself here πŸ™‚

  • June 13, 2012 Robin

    Ha! Sounds like you got not the same kind of trouble I did.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      So basically you were a good kid like me?

      • June 13, 2012 Robin

        Yes, a good kid who apparently can’t type. πŸ˜‰

        • June 13, 2012 Alison

          I still figured it out πŸ™‚

  • June 13, 2012 Vanessa

    After raising boys for 20 years, most of this sounds pretty mild. After all, while I may not have any clue who did it (right), I’ve seen my neighbors truck shrink wrapped.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Haha! Awesome. I have 2 boys – I’m guessing they’re going to get into a lot of stuff, eh? (PS: I’ve left out a lot of stuff ahem)

  • June 13, 2012 Shiftless Mommie

    Love it. Teen years are the time to do stupid things.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I know! Now I have to behave and all that. Bah.

  • June 13, 2012 Joe

    Isn’t the word “teenager” defined as a person who does stupid shit?
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      You would be right, Joe.

  • June 13, 2012 Leslie

    Ha! I love this post! I was a pretty good kid, but had my own wild streak…which quickly ended the night I almost got arrested at 17!
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Ok that’s a story you NEED to tell!

  • June 13, 2012 Jessica

    I love this post and your picture at the end? Priceless! LOVE. I did a lot of dumb stuff as a teenager, too. I think it comes with the territory!

    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      It’s almost a requirement right? My sister took the picture – I have a tendency to make faces when she’s holding a camera, it’s an automatic reaction!

  • June 13, 2012 Christie O. Tate

    You were DANGEROUS!!! I love it. I went to an all girls’ school too and our pranks weren’t nearly so fun. Or food-related. IN fact, I don’t remember any pranks.

    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Hah, dangerous. I like that.

  • June 13, 2012 erin margolin

    okay, you can’t leave us hanging w/ the condom and car story. I want more!

    i was a total nerd. too nerdy to participate in many pranks. and the ones i did actually do weren’t nearly as exciting and inspiring as your list here—maybe i need to make up for lost time?!?
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Erin, it’s never too late to chuck food at windows or put ketchup into salt and pepper shakers πŸ™‚

      (open condom packet, unroll, place on car muffler (or exhaust pipe as we call it here), BOOM!)

  • June 13, 2012 Laura

    Sounds like you should just not have been allowed to go out to eat with your friends and 75% of your issues would have been solved! πŸ™‚

    (Teenagers are annoying. But remember when we thought doing all those things was actually COOL?!)
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      And you would be right Laura. I have no idea why my parents were so nice to me.

      Wait, it could be because they had no idea what I was up to, haha!

      (We thought we were SO cool)

  • June 13, 2012 vanita

    lmao lord woman, you were just bad to the bone weren’t you? having teens, i can tell you, karma is baddddd. so badddd.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Is that your way of telling me I’m f*cked when my boys become teens? πŸ˜‰

  • Ha! I let out an audible cackle when I scrolled down and saw that photo! Oh I miss the teenage days of playing pranks…
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I specialize in stupid faces πŸ™‚

  • June 13, 2012 Greta

    Bahaha! You were kind of a let’s-do-the-worst-LEGAL-stuff-we-can girl, huh? πŸ˜€ Love it!
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Hah you’re right!

  • June 13, 2012 Susannah

    Girl, I just love you. That’s all I can say.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Hee! Thank you Susannah!

  • June 13, 2012 Julie

    Oh crap, Alison. It’s late and I’m beyond exhausted and I read that as you were in “Tap class” not “top class” and so I scrolled down excitedly for pics of you in tap shoes and there were none so now I’m going to cry myself to sleep.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I’d put on some tap shoes and take photos just for you.

  • June 13, 2012 Jennifer Worrell

    BWAHAHAHAHA! Condom…principal…HA! That’s some high quality shit, right there!!!!!
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Oh HELL YES, we were so classy, I’m telling ya.

  • June 13, 2012 nikkiana

    You were way more of a hell raiser than I was at that age… I was practically terrified of my own shadow as a teenager!
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I was only brave with my companions, my partners in crime πŸ˜‰

  • June 13, 2012 Kim at Mama Mzungu

    I’m not sure what a “mayonnaise prawn” is, but I bet it was pretty nasty pasted to the window! Ah… youth…
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      It was GROSS. πŸ™‚

  • June 13, 2012 Alexandra

    You’re so stinkin cute.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Aw, thank you!

      Back then, I was just stinkin’.

  • I think you need to say more than just how the birthday dinner ended. We need the FULL story, lady! lol

    That picture totally brightened up my evening. Thanks for sharing. πŸ™‚
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Ah that might have to be a blog post in itself. If I remember all the details. πŸ˜‰

      Glad you like the picture!

  • June 13, 2012 Stasha

    Love that photo of you! I was an outstanding teenager. Never did silly stuff like you. Ahem.
    I kept it close to home and drove my parents mad instead.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I cannot even imagine you being bad. πŸ™‚

      (I was so pregnant in that picture, can you tell?)

  • June 13, 2012 Kimberly

    I don’t think I could write some of the stuff I’ve done.

    I like that picture. I think it needs to be framed.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I left out quite a lot of stuff, heh.

      Frame it and send to you perhaps?

  • June 13, 2012 Jack

    What scares me the most about parenting is that my children will be as dumb as I was as a teen. Damn, we got lucky, but there are some pretty good stories too.

    Sounds like you have more than a few that you didn’t share here.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Jack, you are right, I did leave out quite a lot of stuff! Just in case my kids read this one day. πŸ™‚

  • June 13, 2012 Janice

    You know what’s funny? I can totally imagine you doing all these! Except for the condom and car thing. I have no idea how to put those two together. I must not a very good imagination I guess!
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      Hah!! Let’s just say the condom goes onto some part of the car, hehe.

  • June 13, 2012 Kiddothings

    My girl screamed and then laughed at that picture of you. Pretty decent adult I’d say πŸ˜‰

    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I’m here to make people laugh!

      But scream? Oh dear. πŸ™‚

  • June 13, 2012 Ado

    This mayo prawn? Deserving of its own blog post.
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    • June 13, 2012 Alison

      I would write it except I totally suck at remembering details. It was just a lot of laughter and throwing of food. πŸ˜‰

  • June 13, 2012 Amanda

    I was a good teenager, too, but also found my way into some trouble every now and then. Teenagers have to do stupid shit! It’s a law, I think.

    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      An absolute prerequisite to adulthood, definitely.

  • June 13, 2012 thedoseofreality

    The picture cracks me up every time I log on Yeah Write. I love this post, I think you sound like fun! πŸ˜‰
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      I need to patent that look, yes?

  • June 14, 2012 charlotte

    Ha! Thank god this kind of stuff doesn’t come back to haunt us later. Though I’m still interested to hear the condom stoty πŸ˜‰
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      I stayed well clear of breaking the law πŸ˜‰ The condom story? Let’s save that for a rainy day!

  • June 14, 2012 Natalie

    I’m sure your boys will do much worse than that LOL!
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      Eeek I would hope not! (though they probably would, yes)

  • June 14, 2012 heidi

    I was such a good teenager, too! I just hung out with some of the bad ones and I came out looking fantastic almost always. As the ‘good one’.
    Pouring ketchup in the salt and pepper shakers?! From someone who worked in a restaurant I’ll admit murder would have been in my eyes. πŸ™‚
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      Hah! I know, we were such nasty kids I tell you πŸ™‚

  • June 14, 2012 deborah l quinn

    We had a “joke” that we were going to put our meal on our credit card, “dine n’dash.” we never did but we made the waiters awfully nervous. and of course we thought we were REALLY funny. harumph. it’s stories like these that make me wonder how, when my boys are older and starting to get all pranky – how am I supposed to say “DON’T” and “STOP” when I didn’t listen to my mother at all (Ma: if you’re reading this, YOU WERE RIGHT)…

    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      I know! I realized after I posted this that, damn my kids might read this one day and think it’s okay to put ketchup in places where it doesn’t belong.

      But then again, that’s better than breaking the law, yes?

  • I pray every day that the stupid shit my teens do is of the variety they can laugh about later. Ellen
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      I believe your prayers will be answered because you’re a good mom, Ellen!

  • At least the condom was unused….
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      Yes, because we were good kids πŸ˜‰

  • June 14, 2012 Aidan Donnelley Rowley

    Love this. It’s fun and amazing and amusing to look back, isn’t it? Love your blog. Happy to have stumbled here!

    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      Thank you Aidan! I do love reminiscing about the good old days. If my memory was better, I’d have a lot more stories to blog about πŸ˜‰

  • June 14, 2012 Hopes

    And all those stupid things? Help make you who you are today! FABULOUS with a sprinkle of crazy! πŸ™‚ Teenage years are meant for stupidity. It’s why I told my husband I will be taking a LONG vacation when the boys hit their teenage years! Care to join me in Italy??
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      I will be happy to!

  • June 14, 2012 Erin

    Too funny!

    May have been stupid, but it was harmless. Nothing compared to some of the stuff kids today do. Oh wow, I feel super old after that statement!
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      Um, I am super old!

  • June 14, 2012 Rick

    I try to forget all the dumb things I did. Unfortunately, when you meet up with old friends that all they ever want to talk about.


    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      It is a good topic to reminisce!

  • June 14, 2012 Ellen S.

    Sadly, this made me realize I didn’t do quite enough dumb shit as a teenβ€”but not sure I will want to live vicariously through my kids!!!
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      I have 2 boys and I’m dreading their teen years – *gulp*

  • June 14, 2012 Robbie

    great picture and your pranks sound quite harmless!
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      I did leave quite a few details out. And a few stupid things too heh πŸ™‚

  • June 14, 2012 Shannon

    Thank for the chuckle. I did much, much, much worse. I my mom wasn’t online, I would tell you about it. πŸ˜‰
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      You can always email me hehe

  • June 14, 2012 Elena

    That picture is awesome! Oh, the teenage years. I fear these years with my boys because I wonder just what trouble they will cause. And by today’s standards (at least here), you were pretty darn tame. πŸ˜‰
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      I was a good kid, I tell ya!!!

  • June 14, 2012 Galit Breen

    Hee! Love your wild side, girl!
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      I know you do, hee!

  • June 14, 2012 Michelle Longo

    I love that you pointed out that the condom was unused! Also, pretending to not have money must have been so fun!!
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      Hah that detail HAD to be mentioned, of course πŸ™‚

  • June 14, 2012 Mimi

    I can totally relate! I think back to some of the stuff we did as teens and wonder how we even made it out alive! Scares the the hell out of me when I think about my nieces and nephews and if I ever have kids! LOL. Stopping by from SITS!
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    • June 14, 2012 Alison

      Thanks for stopping by Mimi! I know, we were so young and foolish, yes? πŸ™‚

  • June 15, 2012 Sandra

    You’re absolutely a decent adult! And I’d love to write a post in order to top your adolescent debauchery, but sadly, I’m afraid someone else in my immediate surrounding would make me shut my blog down…probably my mom this time….sigh…
    Great post Alison, and I LOVE the picture at the end.
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    • June 15, 2012 Alison

      Hah! I’m glad you’re not quitting blogging though. Hey, you can always come to my blog to talk about teenage debauchery…..

  • June 15, 2012 Runnermom-jen

    Hahaha! I think we all rebel as teens. Your list sounds pretty tame, nobody got hurt, no drinking, no drugs…I’d be happy if my kids only did stupid restaurant pranks when they are teens. πŸ™‚
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    • June 15, 2012 Alison

      See, told ya I was a good kid πŸ˜‰

  • June 15, 2012 Bruna

    You’re so funny. Your stupid shit, ain’t that bad. I think you were still a good teenager πŸ˜›

    • June 15, 2012 Alison

      Of course I was! πŸ˜‰

  • June 15, 2012 Mirjam

    Ha! Awesome picture.
    If you havenΒ΄t done stupid stuff, you havenΒ΄t been a teenager!
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    • June 15, 2012 Alison

      I definitely lived it up as a teenager!

  • June 15, 2012 Katie

    I was a total asshole teenager. When I think of the crap that I did, I annoy myself.

    My boys are going to be just like me, aren’t they?

    Damn it.
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    • June 15, 2012 Alison

      Karma comes back to bite our asses, right?

  • June 15, 2012 My Inner Chick

    –Mama A,
    You. Are. Indeed. A. Very. Naughty. Girl!!!!!!!!!

    That’s why I dig ya.
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    • June 15, 2012 Alison

      Hee! Thank you Kim. xo

  • June 16, 2012 Lady Jennie

    Cute face from that cute all growned-up teen. Say, is that shiny hair you’ve got there? πŸ˜‰ Vinegar shiny?
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    • June 16, 2012 Alison

      Hah! No, that’s just pregnancy hormone shiny. I was very pregnant when that picture was taken πŸ™‚

  • June 23, 2012 Tonya

    LOL! I don’t think I should share half of the shit I did as a teen. Let’s just say, you and I would have been good friends. Even then. πŸ™‚

    Great picture.
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    • June 23, 2012 Alison

      Shhh, I left out A LOT of things πŸ™‚

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