10 Most Bizarre Products

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Do you ever see a product online or an informercial and go, What. The. %&$*.

Then proceed to laugh hysterically and forward the video and/ or website to your nearest and dearest.

What, just me?

I thought since it’s the holiday season, I’d offer you a different kind of gift list. That of the the 10 weirdest (or worst, depending on how you see it) products.

1. The URO Club

I can’t even keep my face straight writing this. The URO Club, priced at $24.95, is designed to help you relieve yourself while you’re playing golf. *SNORT* It’s designed to look like a golf club but has a built-in ‘reservoir’ so you can pee discreetly. Like this:

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Yup, that’s pretty discreet. *SNORT*

2. Boyfriend Body Pillow

In case you have no one to wrap their arms around you at night, not to worry! The creepy boyfriend body pillow, only $29.95, is here to save the day!!

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Someone please tell me that’s normal.

 

3. Kush

I don’t know about you, but I’ve never had a problem with my boobs waking me up in the middle of the night because they were falling all over each other. Not so much that I need a plastic implement like Kush, for $24.99, to make sure my breasts are where they’re supposed to be when sleeping.  Or maybe it’s because I just don’t look like her:

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How about just wearing a good support bra?

 

4. Cheers To You CD

If you’ve always wished you had a soundtrack following you around, telling you how awesome you are (because you know, the husband and children just refuse to), then just go ahead and get this, the Cheers To You CD, which has 8 “tracks of encouragement and praise with cheering applause”.

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Yeah, for $16.95, I’ll just get this and play it all day when I do the laundry, wipe poopy butts, make dinner, clean – nothing like a little motivation, right?

 

5. My Sneezee Armbands

The My Sneezee Armband claims to “teach your child proper sneezing and coughing etiquette” for just $14.95. It’s an armband, so your kid can sneeze and cough into his er, arm. Like so.

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Here’s a thought – how about using some tissue or a hankerchief?

 

6. Snazzy Napper

So when you travel, you tend to nap right? And who wants to see lolling heads and drooling mouths? According to Snazzy Napper, no one! So for just $14.99 for a small one or another 10 bucks for the extra large napper, you can look like a muppet while getting some shut eye!

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Isn’t that, er, snazzy?

 

7. Pizza Sleeping Bag

Yes, I’d really like some giant mushrooms as pillows, why not? Why yes, I’d LOVE to sleep in a pizza! It’s not weird at all! I mean, look, how cool is this!! It’s only $300!!! To sleep in a pizza sleeping bag!

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The students who designed and are selling this – I hope you make a killing, so you can fund your education and eat lots of pizzas.

8. Wolf Urine Lure 

I’m wondering whether Twilight fans, specifically those who lust after Jacob Black, might purchase this in hopes that it’d lure a wolf to their door.

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Theories, anyone?

 

9. Handerpants

Handerpants is, you guessed it, underpants for your hands. Wait, what? Why would your hands need pants? Well, according to Handerpants, it “prevents chafing, absorbs sweat, distracts enemies and is great for jazz hands.” I did not make that up. Recommended uses include wearing them while painting your nails, handling construction tools, cooking, cruising and this – night blogging (quote, unquote):

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Quick, go grab a pair for $11.95!! Blogging needs it!

 

10. Pikaru Baby Carrier Vest

Perfectly suitable if you DON’T live on planet Earth.

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No, not creepy at all.

Linking up with The Good Life’s Monday Listicles. Who asked for a Christmas wish list and I made a Christmas wish-not list instead. Yes, I am a rule breaker like that.

And linking up with lovelinks #34.

What weird products have you come across? Will you buy any of the above for someone for Christmas?

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  • December 6, 2011 Runnermom-jen

    What in the world??!! HA! This is too funny. I have to tell you, I have never even heard of these things!
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      See, I’m here to share and educate 🙂

  • December 6, 2011 Kristi

    I want the pizza sleeping bag!!

    Ability to pee on the golf course. Eewwww!!!

    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      I know, right??

  • December 6, 2011 Rach (DonutsMama)

    Those are incredibly ridiculous! Who makes that stuff up? But who buys it? The Kush? Yeah, I’ve never had that problem either. How about a rolled up sock? This is crazy.
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      I know, and you know what?? This is just a FRACTION of the crazy shit that people sell!

  • December 6, 2011 Ann

    I’m begging you – if you ever see me with one of those products….even if i pick it up out of morbid curiosity – PLEASE snatch it away immediately!

    They are just too weird for words! (but make a GREAT post)
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Haha!! I’ll check you in to the psych ward myself if I see you picking one of these up!

  • December 6, 2011 Life As Wife

    The vest?? I’m DYING!!

    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Right??? I totally snorted when I saw that.

  • December 6, 2011 Julie

    Yeah, I might need that Kush thing.
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Haha!! Noted 😉

  • December 6, 2011 Kiddothings

    Hahaha!! I can’t stop laughing at #10! I see myself wearing it with my baby and people staring at me going “gila punya perempuan” or “chee seen”.
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Hahaha!! Exactly!! Who WOULD wear that??

  • December 6, 2011 Kimberly

    Forget who makes this up, I want to know who buys it!!
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Haha, I wonder the same thing myself!!

  • December 6, 2011 elizabeth-flourishinprogress

    Omgah, you totally ruined the surprise. I can’t forgive you. I got you Handerpants!

    Okay, not really but I was seriously thinking about it.
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Haha! If you did get them for me, I’d wear them.

  • December 6, 2011 Amanda

    I’ve seen the boob separator thingy advertised at the back of magazines and always wondered who has boobs big enough they need separating at night? But to each her own. Never seen the pizza sleeping bag, that’s pretty hilarious!
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      I know, I just don’t get who needs boob separators!

  • December 6, 2011 Miss Marina Star

    Ok, you can totally forward me any videos of crazy products you find online. I was laughing so hard at this post. But first, priority ship me a pair of Handerpants, all this blogging is making my hands sweat.
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Are you sure you don’t want them to distract enemies with?

  • December 6, 2011 Carri

    OMG! I thought of the Pikaru Baby Carrier Vest when I read the title to this post!! Is that NOT the creepiest thing ever??
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Haha!I knew I could rely on you to know at least one of these products. That carrier is the creepiest thing, ever.

  • December 6, 2011 Coffee Lovin Mom

    I regret to inform you that there may be a bottle of deer (not wolf) urine in with my husband’s hunting stuff. You may be needing that Kush in the later months of your pregnancy. I could use those handerpants as well, you know for the profuse hand sweating. Also have a feeling my son would totally wear them – for distracting enemies..
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Then I think $11.95 for Handerpants where it’d be used by two people, is a good buy!

      You did not just tell me your husband possesses wolf urine….

  • December 6, 2011 RoryBore

    OMG! this is so funny, I may need that discreet golf thing so I don’t have to leave the computer chair! LOL

    Do they make a female version of that pillow? seriously, my husband always hugs my pillow when he sleeps and I am not there (he’s a shift worker). when I come to bed, I snuggle into my pillow, breathe deep….and get nice manly, sweaty pit scent to send me off to dreamland. ew.
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Haha yeah, they should sell a version of that ‘golf club’ to bloggers!

      And um, thanks for sharing that pillow sharing thing. 😉

  • December 6, 2011 Stasha

    Oh my god! These are hilarious. I have never heard of any of these! Well apart from the URO club, but I had to send it back because I tried and it doesn’t work for women.
    This list should make my shopping tons easier. Hand underwear for all my bloggy buds 🙂
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Haha! In that case, Handerpants should give me a commission from all the sales they get because I featured them!

  • December 6, 2011 Tonya

    Wouldn’t buy a single one.

    Hilarious that they made it to the market place though.
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      I know! Who invested in them?

  • December 6, 2011 Kelley

    I am cracking up! I love the peek-a-boo carrier. Ha! And the sleeping bag. The hand underwear. This stuff is awesome and would make such funny gifts!

    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Hee hee! I knew you’d like them.

  • December 6, 2011 Mama and the City

    wait a minute… is this real or were you playing in photoshop?

    So, #3 — I so need that. I swear to God, the inner part looks already wrinkled. I need something to stretch it out. I think is bc of my boobs pressing on each other.

    #7 I am so buying the pizza sleeper. So cool. I even think I could wait until is done for $30 with a big tag “Made in China”.

    #10 — really? why, why the need to ruin this mom’s, correction, mom’s fashion around the world. We are already feeling bad and ugly in sweatpants, now add a mini-me in-clustered face on your vest, it’s just so many types or wrong. Why? whyyyyyyyy?
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      I don’t know how to use PhotoShop! I swear, these products are real (hence the links hehe).

      The Pikaru carrier? Freaks. Me. Out.

  • December 6, 2011 Mommy Shorts

    1) Handerpants is the best name of anything EVER. I am going to say it all day long.

    2) That woman with the baby looks like she’s in a scene from Alien.

    3) I need a snazzy napper. Wait. Is sleeping with your mouth open and drooling in public more or less embarrassing than wearing the snazzy napper? Because the answer might change things.
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Haha! Handerpants, handerpants, handerpants!

      I prefer to sleep in public with mouth open and drooling than be caught dead in the snazzy napper. You?

  • December 6, 2011 Janice

    ROTFLMAO!!! Seriously. Funny stuff girl. I needed a good laugh. Thanks!
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      The pleasure is mine!

  • December 6, 2011 Sweaty

    Where in the world did you find those products, Alison? HAHAHAHAHA Oh my gosh, I couldn’t even begin to understand how they got produced in the first place. I’m speechless here. The golf-potty-pants thingy? Wow, like really?? So into a game that you couldn’t even take 3 seconds to take a leak? And that breasts support?? HAHAHAHA OM effin Gawd!!!!
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      The Internet is a weird and wonderful place, Sweaty!

  • December 6, 2011 Barbara

    Some of these are just too much! I had never heard of any of these!
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      They’re pretty ridiculous, aren’t they?

  • December 6, 2011 Nathan R.

    Thanks for creeping me out! Actually I’ve heard of a few of these, but it’s unbelievable people actually buy them!

    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Haha, you’re welcome!

  • December 6, 2011 Galit Breen

    Hee! Love this, girl!
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Hee hee! Thank you!

  • December 6, 2011 Christine

    Oh my god. So awesome. Who comes up with this shit? And WHY??? Great list. I will probably be giggling all day.
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Haha, I would love to meet the geniuses behind some of these products. I giggled while researching and writing this post!

  • December 6, 2011 Kir

    !Holy good god! All 10 are totally creepy LOL….it makes me feel less bad about the Pasta Pot I ordered….cause I really “needed” it and yet I still boil water on the stove to cook it…;)

    You rocked it!!!!
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Haha, thanks Kir! Pasta pot doesn’t sound so strange next to er, Handerpants!

  • December 6, 2011 Not a Perfect Mom

    you rebel…I didn’t take you for a rule breaker…
    so what you’re saying is I should throw my CD out?
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    • December 6, 2011 Alison

      Hahahaha! Funny girl, you.

  • December 6, 2011 Erica M

    I totally pick this as lovelinks editor’s choice. Oh, wait. Wrong linkup. Which is too bad cuz it’s wonderful. 😉
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Hah! Good way to make me link this one up.

  • December 6, 2011 Jessica

    Okay. All of these products are crazy, but the boyfriend body pillow? Really?!?

    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Haha, I know, that is just weird and creepy.

  • December 6, 2011 Jaime

    Some of those products are downright creepy. The golf one is strange. How many guys do you know that are embarrassed to pee behind a tree? I don’t know any!
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Apparently buyers of the URO!!

  • December 6, 2011 Katie E

    Oh. My. Gosh. These are so amazing – I need to share them with my husband tonight. These are just the kinds of things we like to laugh at. I think I’d seen three on your list before (not because I have them).
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Haha, love your disclaimer!

  • December 6, 2011 Natalie

    Wow…oh wow. The golf urine thing=gross…and I wish I had a problem where I needed to put a pillow between my boobs LOL! And constant applause…would get annoying!

    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Haha, I don’t know ANYONE who needs a boob prop when they’re sleeping.

  • December 6, 2011 KalleyC

    These were all just too funny. All but that last one. That one was freaky! It’s like aliens–mommy baby style. I can totally see a friend giving that as a baby shower gift.
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      I know, I was totally creeped out!

  • December 6, 2011 ali

    That last one is horrific! How did you find all these things? Worryingly impressive! X
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Google is my best friend!

  • December 6, 2011 Andrea

    I need some Handerpants. No seriously, my fingers get so cold at work that I can’t type. Only they need to go down the fingers farther. And I want pretty colours. And I need to lose any amount of dignity I have in order to wear them 😉
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      When you do get them (and dye them pink), will you take a picture for us?

  • December 7, 2011 Terri Sonoda

    Golf club pee thingy. Pitiful
    Cheery CD. The voices in my head already do that.
    Wolf Urine WHAT?
    Baby carrier vest. Creepy.So.Creepy.

    BUT. I actually like the pizza sleeping bag. My grandson would go nuts over that. LOL
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Haha, wait until China makes a fake one for 10 bucks, then buy it 😉

  • December 7, 2011 Robin

    Oh my god. I’m totally creeped out! Those are way weird.

    And the kush? Yeah, not a problem here either.
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      There are thousands more products that are equally weird out there!

  • December 7, 2011 Jessica

    So I guess this means that my Christmas list is creepy?
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      I won’t tell anyone about your Handerpants hankering.

  • December 7, 2011 Nenette

    Oh, good grief, that last one made me laugh so hard my face hurt!
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Haha glad to be of service!

  • December 7, 2011 Mama, Hear Me Roar

    Oh my, where DID you find all these things? #1 had me in stitches, but #10 really got me rolling.
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      The Internet, of course!!

  • December 7, 2011 Angie

    I love all of these so very much! My only addition would be the cannabis-scented cologne I heard about on Twitter the other day. WOW!
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Oh my!!! I bet it’s a best selling item with the teen crowd 😉

  • December 7, 2011 MommaKiss

    oh. my. garage. i’m printing that, and buying many for the stupid yankee swap parties we are having. especially the handerpants. hand.er.pants.
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Hee hee!! I want to see you wear Handerpants!

  • December 7, 2011 MommaKiss

    OK, you can also get the handerpants ringtone.

    i’m in awe.
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Get outta here!

  • December 7, 2011 Amanda Austin

    OMG I love every single one of these. Especially the pizza one.

    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Sleeping in a pizza – what’s next? 😉

  • December 7, 2011 Mirjam

    A little late to the party, but OMG this is just too funny! My favorite: the pizza sleeping bag although that mushroom looks weird!
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Haha! You gonna get one? 😉

  • December 7, 2011 Karin

    Your list is too funny, I can’t stop laughing. But seriously, inventing these things is one thing, but who is buying this stuff?
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      You know, that is a burning question that requires answers.

  • December 7, 2011 Audrey

    Wow…I’m not sure what to say besides wow!! I can’t imagine a fake golf club or a sneeze arm. Now the soundtrack that tells me how wonderful I am over and over, sure I’ll take a dozen of those LOL.
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Haha! You go girl!

  • December 7, 2011 julie gardner

    I may or may not be wearing underwear on my hands right now.

    (Okay. You got me. I’m not.)

    But I AM from planet Earth. So no babies sprout from my chest.

    (Hilarious, Alison. REALLY!)
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Hee hee! Thank you Julie. If I get you Handerpants for Christmas, will you still like me?

  • December 7, 2011 james

    by bizarre you meant awesome, right? who wouldn’t want a golf club you can urinate in?
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Is there something about you we should know, James? 🙂

  • December 7, 2011 Emmy

    Yes those definitely all need to be shared and laughed at. Holy cow! The pizza sleeping bag could almost be cute or fun but $300! What the heck!

    so what do you do with your pee then with the Eurocup?? Carry it around the rest of your game?? How do you clean it? Ewe!!!
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Good questions, Emmy! I shall make it my mission to find out!

  • December 7, 2011 Cheryl

    Excellent! Got my Christmas shopping done just from the links on this page. Thanks for the help! My hubby’s going to love the golf club pee-pee thing.
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Hahaha! Golf pee-pee thing might just be the best description ever.

  • December 7, 2011 Missy

    There’s some crazy shit in that list today, Alison! Love the urine thing – are these really real? Like really, real real? 🙂
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Oh yes, they’re real. Check the links out! These things have WEBSITES of their own, dude!

  • December 7, 2011 Leslie

    These are absolutely hilarious! I’ve heard of the ‘snazzy sleeper’ before…more like the ‘crazy airplane blanket’. Honestly, the first time I ever saw an infomercial for the Snuggie, I thought it was a joke….and don’t even get me started on some of the crazy infomercials we saw in Europe!
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      Oh don’t you just love the crazy shit they sell on airlines???

  • December 7, 2011 Ado

    OK. Great list. The urinal golf club? Disgustorating! but really, that baby carrier with the baby poking his smiling face outta mommy’s tummy —> gives me the holy creepazoids man.
    No way.
    Scariest thing I ever did see!
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  • December 7, 2011 Old School/New School Mom

    Oh my gosh, I’ve totally seen the pikaru in action. And it’s really weird, but really cute.
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    • December 7, 2011 Alison

      OMG someone actually BOUGHT it???

      • December 7, 2011 Old School/New School Mom

        Dude, yes! Also the boob thing is out of control!

        • December 7, 2011 Alison

          Hah! I want to know the lady who thought the carrier would be cool. And the boob thing is INSANE.

  • December 8, 2011 XLMIC

    Those are all awesomely hilarious! The funniest things I’ve seen lately are… gummy bear ear buds (kind of cool, actually) and an inflatable fruitcake!
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    • December 8, 2011 Alison

      Why would someone buy an inflatable fruit cake????

  • December 8, 2011 audre

    I love this list! totally cracked me up!
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    • December 8, 2011 Alison

      Glad you enjoyed it!

  • December 8, 2011 Cookie's Mom

    Alison, hilarious! I want every one of these products to give to my family as gag gifts.
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    • December 8, 2011 Alison

      Haha I would love to see the look on people’s faces if (or when) they do!

  • December 8, 2011 Rebecca Pacrem (

    The boyfriend pillow left me speech-less. Wow! Who would seriously buy it? Maybe for a gag…maybe.
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    • December 8, 2011 Alison

      I would love to know too!

  • December 8, 2011 deborah l quinn

    The pizza sleeping bag is vile–the mushrooms! shudder. But the kush thingy is just…who THINKS of this stuff? seriously. It’s like the SkyMall catalog from hell… wildly funny. And just in time for Christmas shopping. You’re so thoughtful!
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    • December 8, 2011 Alison

      I know, and you’re welcome!

  • December 8, 2011 Leighann

    OK.
    SERIOUSLY!!
    The handerpants are hilarious and I want a pair.

    The rest?
    I want to know the names of every person who has bought them.
    WHO BUYS THAT STUFF???

    • December 8, 2011 Alison

      Handerpants for everyone!!

      I wish I knew who bought these crazy ass shit. I really do.

  • December 8, 2011 NINJA (bitch), CEO

    The URO club is sexist – what about women who want to pee while standing while they are playing golf? They are forgetting an untapped market!

    And the boob arranger thing is hilarious. It makes me wonder if men ever worry about their junk falling all over the place when they’re sleeping?
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    • December 9, 2011 Alison

      Hahahahahaha!!!

  • December 9, 2011 Just Jennifer

    These things are so funny! I don’t even know what else to say….except, wouldn’t it be hilarious if one of the companies decided to send you a product to review? I think that would be awesome.
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  • December 9, 2011 Poorlybee

    That is fabulous. You have just sorted out my entire Christmas shopping – possibly for years.

    • December 9, 2011 Alison

      Great! This was so fun, I’m probably putting another list together real soon!

  • December 9, 2011 MillenialMonstr

    That is the GREATEST list I have seen so far this year! Thanks for sharing, and for the laugh!
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    • December 9, 2011 Alison

      Hee! You’re most welcome.

  • December 9, 2011 Mommy2cents

    O.M.G!!! Where did you find all this?? Seriously… All over that Kush thingy! LoL
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    • December 9, 2011 Alison

      The Internet is a wonderful thing!

  • December 9, 2011 Jamie

    I swear I already commented on this… but maybe in my head! THESE are hysterical! I am saving it for a future WTF party we have!
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    • December 9, 2011 Alison

      Haha, WTF parties!! Awesome!

  • December 9, 2011 pauline

    Oh my God these are really some weird things.Something really weird about it some people really use them…..Great post though.

    • December 10, 2011 Alison

      Thanks Pauline!

  • December 9, 2011 The Pepperrific Life

    Bizarre and hilarious… that’s what they are! 🙂 I like the pizza sleeping bag most especially 🙂

    • December 10, 2011 Alison

      That they are!

  • December 10, 2011 Dana K

    LOL the Pikaru is actually really awesome if you are a baby wearer but that picture is terrible. The mom/model has gotten a lot of grief about it & there are a ton of photoshopped pictures making fun of it. There’s one for “octomom” that killed me. Imagine 8 of those heads!
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    • December 11, 2011 Alison

      Haha that’d be freaky!

  • December 11, 2011 Lady Jennie

    Alison!! You have me laughing out loud at your commentary!
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    • December 11, 2011 Alison

      You’re welcome 🙂

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