I’ve decided today will be a light blogging day so instead of hurting my brain coming up with something to write, I’ll share some hilarious spam comments that I get on a daily basis here. (Confession: my spam folder is the first thing I look at when I turn on my laptop.)
(I kept the spelling mistakes in as they’re just funny.)
Overly Fawning Spam
Now I know who the brainy one is, I’ll keep looknig for your posts. – You got that right.
There are no words to describe how bodacoius this is. – Pretty big word for a bot.
My hat is off to your astute cmomand over this topic-bravo! – Bots wear hats?
I’m out of league here. Too much brain power on dipsaly! – I blew you out of the water, didn’t I?
You’re a real deep thniekr. Thanks for sharing. – It’s because I have a big brain.
I’m not wohtry to be in the same forum. ROTFL – No, no you’re not. Especially with the way you spell.
Ppl like you get all the bnaris. I just get to say thanks for he answer. – Yes, people like me also get the most awesome spam.
Stands back from the keyboard in amaezmnet! Thanks! – You’re welcome, I am amazing.
God, I feel like I sholud be takin notes! Great work. – You should. You should also learn to spell.
Overly Confused Spam
Yeah, that’s the tieckt, sir or ma’am. – That’s ma’am to you, spam bot.
If you’re reading this, you’re all set, prander! – Spam bot makes word up, well done.
A rolling stone is worth two in the bush, tahkns to this article. – A little confused by your metaphors, aren’t you?
Overly Grateful Spam
I wanted to spend a mniute to thank you for this. – Go ahead, I have all day.
I don’t know who you wrote this for but you hleepd a brother out. – Glad to have been of service, brother.
Overly Into Sports Spam
Touchdown! That’s a ralely cool way of putting it! – No shit.
If informtaion were soccer, this would be a goooooal! – Yeah, baby.
This atirlce is a home run, pure and simple! – As simple as your mind.
Overly Emo Spam
It was dark when I woke. This is a ray of sunhisne. – Stop waking up at 6am, dude.
Fell out of bed feenlig down. This has brightened my day! – Falling out of bed is no way to start the day.
Thanks guys, I just about lost it looknig for this. – That’s what I’m here for, to prevent people from losing it.
Overly Enthusiastic Spam
Dag nabbit good stuff you wihppresnaperps! – Go, you old geezer!
Super jzzaed about getting that know-how. – Not as pumped up as I am with your comment.
You couldn’t pay me to ingroe these posts! – Can I pay you to go away?
Full of salient potins. Don’t stop believing or writing! – Alright I won’t, since you asked so nicely.
Overly Political Spam
Knoweldge wants to be free, just like these articles! – I might start charging, thanks for the idea.
Information is power and now I’m a !@#$ing diactotr. – No need to swear, this is a family blog.
Wow, your post makes mine look febele. More power to you! – You may bow before my superiority.
Overly Hilarious Spam
Great hmemar of Thor, that is powerfully helpful! – Lightning of Zeus, this is stupidly funny!
If my problem was a Death Star, this article is a pohton torpedo. – Best spam comment ever.
Linking up with lovelinks #21.
Your turn to write me the most awesomesauce spam comment ever!! Spelling mistakes get a bonus point!