Why BlogHer should come to Southeast Asia

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I promise, this will be the last post I write about NOT going to BlogHer ’11.

Maybe.

Anyhoo, I know I will probably never make it to a BlogHer conference. It’s too far away, it’d cost too much, if I did go, what do I do with my toddler, what trouble will my husband get up to, how much should I pack……you see what I mean? It’s never going to happen for me.

Unless BlogHer comes to Southeast Asia. Along with all of you. How fun would that be???

BlogHer, these are the reasons you should come to Southeast Asia.

We have the best resorts

You can meditate near a river. Do yoga on the beach. Swim in the middle of a paddy field. Ride elephants. Enjoy sitting in your room with a view. Indulge in a spa treatment with the petals of 500 roses.

What? What conference?

Clockwise from top left: Four Seasons Resort, Bali at Sayan, Four Seasons Resort, Chiangmai, Thailand, Four Seasons, Tented Camp, Thailand, Four Seasons Resort, Langkawi, Malaysia,  A rose petal spa treatment at Ayana Resort, Bali

 

We have the best shopping destinations

From street markets and bazaars to high end shopping malls, we have everything you need. And we have it cheap.

What? You don’t have time to shop?

Top: Chatuchak Market, Bangkok, Thailand Left to right: Central Market, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Ion Orchard Mall, Singapore 

AND, we have this.

Really, need I say more?

This post is tongue in cheek, written just for fun. 

I’m not really going to petition BlogHer to come to Asia.

However, I still think you should come visit me.

If BlogHer was to be held in Southeast Asia, would you attend? (Just for fun, assume cost is not an issue)

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  • July 29, 2011 Kimberly

    Even if BlogHer wasn’t in Asia, I’d love to visit you! We could make our own conference (read: go shopping, eat chocolate, chat each others ears off and laugh all day long). Le sigh. Hopefully one day!
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Dude, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. Ice cream, mustn’t forget ice cream. And coffee. And cupcakes. And spa treatments. Yes, one day!

  • July 29, 2011 RoryBore

    In my mind…..I’m already there!
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      It’s relaxing, isn’t it? 🙂

  • July 29, 2011 Ann

    If cost wasn’t an issue – of course! How are you enjoying your new home? It looks like there’s a lot to offer!
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      We haven’t moved in yet! It’s probably gonna be another month or so before we do.

      • July 29, 2011 Ann

        How is it I missed this? I’m sorry…I don’t know why I was sure you already moved! Well, if it’s there next year and I win the lottery….wanna do lunch?
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  • July 29, 2011 Elaine

    I would SO be there! Although a tad bit jet-lagged… Looks divine!
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      That’s what the spa is for – to help with jet lag!

  • July 29, 2011 Shell

    Sign me up for that! While we’re wishing, can it all be free???
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      We should petition BlogHer! 😉

  • July 29, 2011 Asianmommy

    You make a very good case for SE Asia. Count me in!
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      I know! You’re counted in!

  • July 29, 2011 Stephanie

    I want to visit you with or withhout the conference! And I insist we spend our visiting time on the beach 🙂
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Aw, you’re the sweetest! I’m a total beach bum so let’s go already.

  • July 29, 2011 Mama, Hear Me Roar

    Perfectly written, Alison! ;p BlogHer in South East Asia would be simply divine. I’d definitely attend. Going all the way across the globe would bankrupt me. I’d have to sell my Mac plus other precious possessions. Forget blogging!
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Thank you! It would be divine – alas, it might be a long time before it happens. Actually, it’d probably not happen hehe. But one can dream, right?

  • July 29, 2011 Jessica

    I’m down for it as long as it’s free and I don’t ave to bring kids.
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Ger packing and find a nanny, girlfriend.

  • July 29, 2011 Rach (DonutsMama)

    Let’s make our own blogger conference! We’ll make the rules and decide where to go! I’m digging the on-site spa. Manis/pedis for everyone!
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Great idea Rach!! What shall we name it? The Non-Conference Bloggers’ Conference?

  • July 29, 2011 Galit Breen

    Of course I would! And we would have so. Much. Fun! XO
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      We would, totally!!!! xo

  • July 29, 2011 By Word of Mouth Musings

    Forget Blogher … I am just coming 🙂

    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Nicole, I’m waiting for you with a cocktail that has your name on it.

  • July 29, 2011 Bruna

    Looks beautiful! You had me at SHOPPING! Yes, yes, yes, I would come! LOL
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Yay!!! We could go shopping together! Conference? What conference?

  • July 29, 2011 Desperate Housemommy

    Oh, darlin’.

    Does it help to know that I won’t be there either?

    Not because I’m in Southeast Asia. Just because I’m sort of a renegade.

    Let’s hang out next weekend…K?

    ps – I’d find away to make it to BlogHer: SE Asia Edition. Even though I’m a renegade.
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      I love that you’re a renegade. Yes, let’s hang out – just give me the time and place!

      ps: SE Asia awaits you.

  • July 29, 2011 dusty earth mother

    It should come there! Just for you 🙂
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Hee hee! I make a good case right? 😉

  • July 29, 2011 mom2kiddos

    Yeah, it would be nice to have Blogher here wouldn’t it? Who knows they might come one day – who are we kidding right? Actually I’d much prefer to go for a vacation and do all the shopping and spa treatments at those destinations than to attend a conference.
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Yeah that’s why they’d never come to us – there are too many gorgeous distractions!

  • July 29, 2011 Deb

    Heck, I wanted to move there after law school! Cost considerations meant it wasn’t going to happen, but you can bet I’d–I mean, I’ll!–jump at a chance to go now. Ish. That’s all the more so now that I’ve seen that stunning elephant photo. Yes, please?
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Wow, I wish you had Deb!! SE Asia awaits ……

  • July 29, 2011 Karen

    Heck yes! My goodness it looks gorgeous over there! Even though BlogHer is taking place in my neck of the woods, I’m not able to go this year. So, I’ll be online…let’s tweet! :>
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Hell yes, we will tweet up a storm!! We’ll have to come up with our own hashtag!

  • July 29, 2011 Stasha

    I would attend in a heart beat. But I would get stuck in Vincci and never make it to the conference. Whatever.
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Yeah it’d be like conference? What conference? (and if you are here and miss riding, I have a friend who has horses on her in laws’ ranch!) Can you bring Little J and Big M please?

  • July 29, 2011 Kelley

    Unless someone ever sponsors me, I don’t think I’ll ever go to BlogHer either and I don’t live in Southeast Asia. Boo! So, I hope it does go there so that you can go but hardly anyone else can’t and I don’t have to be jealous all the time. 🙂
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Oh but in the perfect world, BlogHer will come to Asia and it’d be free for all! 😉

  • July 29, 2011 Barbara

    Four Seasons plus shopping and the beach…yes please! I think it takes just as long for me to get to Southeast Asia as it does for me to get to the States…
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      You should come here!!

  • July 29, 2011 tracy

    I am totally in!
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Yay! Then we can go shopping together!

  • July 29, 2011 Kir

    I’d visit, WHAT CONFERENCE??? 😉 I just want to go sit and chat on that beach or in that pool you’re always taking pics of. 😉

    It would be worth the plane ride to meet you.
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Awww, Kir! That’s so sweet of you! I’ll get the beach chairs and cocktails ready for you 🙂

  • July 29, 2011 Christine

    Is that pool for real? I mean, like, is that a real place? I want to go to there. So beautiful. I feel relaxed just looking at the picture.
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Yes, a real place! Somewhere in Thailand. Most resorts in Asia are amazingly relaxing.

  • July 29, 2011 Natalie

    Hey I’m sold! Let’s all head on over to visit you!
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Well, then, come on over!

  • July 29, 2011 Runnermom-jen

    I would love to come and visit you…if I could drive there 😉 I hate flying.
    Beautiful beach pics though!
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    • July 29, 2011 Alison

      Ah, too far to drive. Plus there are oceans to cross. Perhaps, one day you’ll overcome the hatred of flying 😉

  • July 29, 2011 Lindsay Dianne

    If cost was not an issue? I’d go in a heartbeat. What a beautiful setting!
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    • July 30, 2011 Alison

      And we will be here to greet you with cocktails!

  • July 29, 2011 Elena

    I think that would actually be amazing! I would love a conference with an exotic location. Although I’d probably skip the conference because all I’d want to do is go to the beach and go on adventures. It’s funny – I wasn’t bummed about not attending BlogHer until just this week. When we just went to California, we were 40 miles from where it’s being held and I kept wishing I could’ve just stayed through to go. Oh well!
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    • July 30, 2011 Alison

      I think BlogHer probably wised up on that too – make the location too exotic, people will be skipping sessions! lol

      Aw, what a bummer that you’re not going! Your #twin will miss you.

  • July 29, 2011 Jenni Chiu

    I am totally going to petition for BlogHer to go to Southeast Asia! So far, one person has signed the petition- me! Although, I’m assuming you would sign it too…
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    • July 30, 2011 Alison

      I would most certainly sign it!! Would be lovely to meet awesome you in person.:)

  • July 30, 2011 My Inner Chick

    —Count me in, Mama 🙂 xxxxxxxxxx

  • Girl, what’s it going to take you to get you to a BlogHer here in the US. I need to see that brilliant humor happening in person!
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    • July 30, 2011 Alison

      You’re so sweet to say that! I don’t know, I really wish I could. My brother’s getting married in San Francisco in May, but I don’t know if I’m going yet….

  • July 30, 2011 Aleta

    Ohhh! I want to go to Southeast Asia. You had me at the Elephant Rides. It’s on my wish list 🙂
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    • July 30, 2011 Alison

      You should totally try come here!

  • July 30, 2011 Roxanne

    Yes. Assuming cost were not an issue, I would love to visit you in southeast Asia. Even without a bloggy conference, this post convinced me! Beautiful.

    I’m not going to BlogHer ’11 either, and I’m only a state away from where it’ll be!
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    • July 30, 2011 Alison

      Yay, my carefully selected pictures worked!

      Oh no BlogHer for you? Boooo.

      • July 30, 2011 Roxanne

        Yeah, I didn’t really know about it until my Twitter exploded. I’m thinking perhaps I’ll go next year. Or not. I’m up in the air on the whole conference thing.

        Although it would be nice to get to hang out with some of the awesome bloggy people I’ve met recently. 🙂
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  • July 30, 2011 Sarcasm Goddess

    I’m not going to BlogHer either. Sadface. Maybe I’ll just visit you instead and we can have our own conference!
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    • July 30, 2011 Alison

      Yes! On the beach! But then you’ve been known to commit tampon related crimes when on the beach….

  • July 30, 2011 Christi

    Yes, yes, yes! I would absolutely go, especially if cost were not an issue. And maybe even if cost were an issue.That’s the kind of vacation I dream about!

    • July 30, 2011 Alison

      It’s glorious. Start planning 🙂

  • July 30, 2011 Juggling Act

    I would love to visit Asia. It looks so beautiful and relaxing. I would be there in a heartbeat if cost wasn’t an option.
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    • July 30, 2011 Alison

      Just as I would for a visit to US to visit all you guys!

  • July 30, 2011 Ryan (The Woven Moments)

    Considering I used to live in Singapore, I’d be there in a HEARTBEAT. Can we please choose Bali????
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    • July 30, 2011 Alison

      I’d be happy to go to Bali! Hear that, BlogHer?

  • July 30, 2011 C

    Based on those pictures, I would definitely attend if cost weren’t an issue. Unfortunately, though, it is. Which is why I doubt I’ll ever get to go to BlogHer, either, unless it’s in my backyard. Which it kinda was a few years ago (Chicago) and I’m bummed I didn’t know about it in time.
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    • July 30, 2011 Alison

      Ah well – someday?

  • July 30, 2011 liz

    The resorts alone are reason enough!

    I’m sure it’s hard, though, to know that you are so far away that it isn’t feasible!
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    • July 30, 2011 Alison

      It is hard! Hence these ‘not going to BlogHer’ posts! And your #SummerBlogSocial is the perfect antidote!

  • July 30, 2011 Minky

    Um I want like all of those little animal chotchkes! I’d also like that spa package
    I say lets do it!

    • July 30, 2011 Alison

      Yay, let’s go!

  • July 31, 2011 RachelJoy

    No Question about it! I’m only 3 hours away =) We should definitely petition for this…bloggers everywhere will thank us!
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    • July 31, 2011 Alison

      I think so too!

  • July 31, 2011 PartlySunny

    I’d be all over coming to Southeast Asia! My favorite country (back in the days when we traveled) was Thailand. So maybe we’ll take you up on that visit.:)
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    • July 31, 2011 Alison

      We are waiting. Come!

  • July 31, 2011 MamaRobinJ

    Um, let me think about that…

    YES! I would love that – what an amazing trip it would be. And I’d get to meet you!
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    • July 31, 2011 Alison

      It would be amazing! We would sit on the beach all day and tweet each other! #joking

  • July 31, 2011 Just Jennifer

    It’s really not a TERRIBLE idea.

    But Seattle is a nice city too…. 😉
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    • July 31, 2011 Alison

      I bet it is!

  • July 31, 2011 Sandra

    Alison, I would not attend, because I can’t even come up with the money for plane fare to San Diego. I totally get your BlogHer posts, I feel the exact same way! I think I’m going to have to unplug next weekend because I won’t be able to stand all the happy-happy BlogHer people!
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    • July 31, 2011 Alison

      I would fly you here myself if that’s what it takes! Don’t unplug, get on Twitter and all of us no-BlogHer people can tweet up a storm in our pajamas!

  • July 31, 2011 Tina

    OMG I am in!!! Those resorts look amazing!!!
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  • July 31, 2011 Julie

    Wow! I had no idea. Ok, so why don’t you set up your own conference? I bet you could get a good attendance with these perks!
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    • August 1, 2011 Alison

      That’d be too much work! 🙂

  • August 1, 2011 Lady Jennie

    Alison, I see you everywhere! I’m following you now. And I personally think the conference should be in Europe – Paris, specifically. 🙂 hee hee I have the same dilemma as you.

    I’ve been to Malaysia twice. Gorgeous.
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    • August 1, 2011 Alison

      Hi Jennie, thanks for the visit and the follow! I would not mind Europe one bit!

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